Every month it's a birthday, or an anniversary, or soon enough Valentine's Day. So we all have to go out and buy a card. Now I am an incredibly indecisive person. Even when it come to making teeny decisions, such as buying a greetings card. This may make me sound a bit ridiculous, but I can pretty much guarantee that anyone reading this has, at some point, spent a lengthy amount of time wandering around a card shop in the attempt of finding the perfect one. I always think to myself, "this card looks alright" and then I look inside and find a disgustingly, wet poem that makes me want to vom. Or I open a seemingly normal card to find it a) plays an annoying song or b) farts. I do love a funny card though, but even then I get so consumed by them I forgot the reason I'm in the shop in the first place. There is simply too much choice.
My dream is for a drive through card shop where you are provided with three options. I might still struggle to choose, but it would be a lot easier. Maybe I'd phone a friend or ask the sales assistant to do 50/50. Either way it would be simpler.
So it was my Dad's birthday yesterday and this is what he ended up opening.
It did make him laugh though :)
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